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course played: presidio
holes played: all 18!
balls lost: 1
balls found: 11 (yes, 11, i did not just accidentally press "1" twice)
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when you leave your apartment to go golfing, thinking that it will be 70 and sunny, the san francisco rain and wind can really dampen your day (pun-intended). however, if i were back east, i would have been fully prepared - raincoat, rainboots, and a clear umbrella that i received (upon request) for my birthday. things have changed since the move west. instead of using my better judgement along with weather.com to determine the weather-appropriate attire, i have turned to "experience"* and "optimism" for what-to-wear cues. for example, when i leave my apartment for work at 6am and step into my yellow cab, i ignore the drizzle/drops/downpour and maintain that i don't need a jacket. my optimism and i are just fine, thank-you-very-much. 15 minutes later, i arrive at work, shirt wet and hair fro-y, hiding in my office until everything airs out.
my n'importe quoi attitude extends to the golf course. this past sunday, i knew that rain was in the forecast. but, did i dress accordingly? no. obviously not. dressing the part is weak. i was not about to let my swing be restricted by a few extra layers. i was all: polo? check. sweater? check. khakis? check.
this sunday, i was playing with a certain someone (kilo) who was all about the layers and their ample usage:
when it was above 60 degrees:
hat? check.
khakis? check.
polo? check. - comfort layer -
when it was above 55 and under 60 degrees:
pullover 1? check. - warmth layer -
when is was below 55 degrees:
pullover 2? check. check. and check. - protection layer -
as you can imagine, the weather at the presidio changes quickly and changes often - sometimes 10 to 15 degrees in the span of 20 minutes. during this round of golf, kilo performed more layer changes than stefani germonatta at a lady gaga concert. layer upon layer, he morphed before our eyes. first it was just the simple pink polo - preppy kilo. then, all of the sudden, it was a black half-zip pullover - athletic kilo. the next time you looked at him, it was a red windbreaker - country club chic kilo. rewind and repeat.
but, when it started pouring on hole 18, he got the last laugh.
* experience = getting used to the same temperature everyday because it is the same temperature everyday.
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